"Got Milk?"

60-second Wisconsin radio ad announced Oct. 26, 2004.

Farmer #1: That John Kerry just doesn’t get it. 

Farmer #2: Oh the Packer thing… he said they played in Lambert field…

Farmer #1: No no that was just dumb…

Farmer #2: Hehe… yeah…

Farmer #1: This is stupid…Kerry fought like hell –his words –  like hell… to make sure us Wisconsin dairy farmers got paid less than other dairy farmers around the country.

Farmer #2: That’s that Northeast Dairy Compact …

Farmer #1: Yeah the same…I mean it would expand milk compacts to other parts of the country.  Well there isn’t one dairy farmer in Wisconsin who hasn’t been hurt by John Kerry’s dairy policy.

Farmer #2: I know how he wants us to believe he’s on our side.

Farmer #1: Kerry must think we’re morons…

Farmer #2: You’re voting Bush…

Farmer #1: You bet…

Farmer #2: Yeah

Farmer # 1:  Bush signed the farm bill that made sure Kerry’s dairy compact died…

Farmer #2: Right…

Farmer #1: Bush replaced the compact with a fair price support program…

Farmer #2: And that worked out OK…

Farmer #1: Well the Wisconsin Farm Bureau endorsed President Bush.  He’s on our side.

Farmer # 2:  He gets it… that simple…

President Bush: I’m President Bush and I approve this message.

Voiceover: Paid for by Bush-Cheney ’04, Inc.